<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Muses and The Fates Comments - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/rss/comments</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2008 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>The Muses were the goddesses of human inspirations. The Fates were Atropos, Clotho and Lachesis, who were in charge of watching over fate. </description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDate><lastBuildDate>2008-07-24T10:39:57</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0, Andrew Powell</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>apowell@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Texas  Wahine</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Hehe.  It looks like you put a lot of effort and thought into this.  It's really cute.<BR>
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Here's MY general guidelines (I'm married sooo...):<BR>
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1)Take me out on dates.  Not so often that we can't afford to pay bills, but once or twice a month would be cool.  You know, just to get away from the children.<BR>
(2)Try to impress me.  It won't take much, and you WILL be rewarded.  Wow me with some obscure fact, do a bunch of push-ups, or make fun of someone we both know. <BR>
(3)Start off slow or rush, whatever.   <BR>
(4)Grab my ass in the grocery store or give me a passionate kiss at a concert.  PDAs let me know that you're happy to be with me and don't care what other people think about that. <BR>
(5)By all means, suggest a place to get hot and heavy.  Think the kids will stay in their room playing video games long enough that we can do it on the couch?<BR>
(6)You can be a victim sometimes if you need to be.  I like to take care of you and occasional weakness can be really endearing.<BR>
(7)Earn a paycheck and I promise I'll make sure you have clean socks and underwear and a decent hot meal every night.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Texas  Wahine on A Comprehensive Guide for Men (on how not to be eejits).</title></item><item><author>Deference</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> The guidelines provided seem decent and good.  <BR>
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I would guess these are probably the best guidelines for dating <I>you</I>.<BR>
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Every woman is different and I believe, generally, that women dismiss men who try to conform to every wish they have.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Deference on A Comprehensive Guide for Men (on how not to be eejits).</title></item><item><author>EmperorofIceCream</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> I imagine you're alone at the moment. If you aren't you ought to be. Goddamn you're one tight-assed control freak.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>EmperorofIceCream on A Comprehensive Guide for Men (on how not to be eejits).</title></item><item><author>imajinit</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> (5)Don't suggest finding a place so as to get 'hot and heavy' if, a. it is not your house, b. there are other people in the house, c. you're not even in a house/building/etc.See also (1.4).<BR>
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I don't know if this refers to just when you first meet someone, or later on down the road, but keep in mind that some people (women) enjoy getting 'hot and heavy' in strange and unusual places...</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>imajinit on A Comprehensive Guide for Men (on how not to be eejits).</title></item><item><author>Dr Guy</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</comments><description><![CDATA[So you found JU.&nbsp; I will not argue with you.&nbsp; Rant away.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/98715</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Dr Guy on A Comprehensive Guide for Men (on how not to be eejits).</title></item><item><author>momijiki</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Ugly sexy women?  That would be me!!!!!  While not of mirror-cracking quality, I am definately an acquired taste.<BR>
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I'm glad to see patrick stewart up there... love, LOVE him!  Also, like Mitch Pillegi from X-Files (AD Skinner).<BR>
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And a note to you balding men out there... I think bald men can be hot!  It's not that you're bald that's the determining factor... it's the U-S factor.  I'd pick U-S over Travis Fimmel any day.<BR>
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I guess the U-S in me is reaching out to the U-S in men.  Except I am happily married so not really reaching out, but you get my point, right?</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>momijiki on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item><item><author>alison watkins</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/84664</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> You're too young to let the dream die off.  My goodness!  I sounded the same at 18, ready to face the realities of life, but knowing what I know now, I let my dreams die too soon.  Don't expect the practical, wish for the impractical, so that once you see it, it becomes reality.  </font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/84664</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/84664</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>alison watkins on For the Record</title></item><item><author>Shovelheat</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Ah ha! Maybe at last I've found my pigeon hole, my classification, my place in the sun...</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Shovelheat on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item><item><author>SATYROBE</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Quite awesome to get so many copyrights for directly posting so many photos, even if that was free or u painstakingly found royalty free links or uploaded rf pics to an ftp server or album and then setting up all the Image insertion URLs. Cause I hope thats what everybody does who follows ur idea.<BR>
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Insightfully cool. Michael Douglas lookin more like father now. Time flies. No one relates him to or with his stuff Ive seen much any more, and Im out of date on his stuff. Be nice to see U/S female equivs, or take a poll as to Stardocks subsites majorities taste. John Malkovich looks much older than I thought, but sympathetic and may be sexy, can understand typical Sean Connery example for that better.<BR>
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Somewhat explains why I still have chances at 47 with no hair etc. Take care thanx for work.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>SATYROBE on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item><item><author>SATYROBE</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Good friends dont always talk nice to ya. Which is what I appreciate bout  Bigrickstallion in addition the nickname.<BR>
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Somehow I can identify with TCKs feelings. U want somebody experienced enough in more controversial parts of life to be passionate, yet serious enough not to play u. Hope u find that one day, think u could. Its just that u get drawn into some eye of a twister in life u cant just escape by entering an emotional substitute supermarket solely ratio based and have ur heart do the right thing fast instead.<BR>
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And for my heart, soothing pain by at least distracting urself did work. Sometimes good temp results turn better than expected. Most of the time, good things started when I was relaxed and not expecting, but how to relax? Work, travel, other love experiment, all works. If it werent for ur heart slowing u down. Need that heart though. Sex is easier to find after 3 bad tries.<BR><BR>Using others is ok, because human plus sometimes u help them too, learning or enjoying even when it comes with side effects</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>SATYROBE on Bad Timing and a Bad Idea</title></item><item><author>bigrickstallion</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Oh i see so its his fault. You already know how you feel:<BR>
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<TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Table"><TR><TD class="mb-Body-Quote-Text"> hesitate to emphasise our couple status when in public, I shirk away from kissing him, I look for other opportunities and search Joe's eyes for the slightest hint of a chance.</TD></TR></TABLE><BR>
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So your playing games. Heres a guy who thinks you're swell, you're obviously not interested but you'll play along with until such time as you get bored at which time you'll ditch him. No doubt telling him that its all his fault for liking you in the first place. Thats flippantly using others in my book. Its all about you. <BR>
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But you dont need to take my word for it. Send your current fella a link to your blog so he can read all about it. If hes still interested then all power to him. If not you'll know that you've been saying one thing and doing another. </font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>bigrickstallion on Bad Timing and a Bad Idea</title></item><item><author>bigrickstallion</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> You sound like a total bitch. Running around using everyone else and being completely disingeneous to your current, just because you feel bad. Maybe if this Joe fella is such a great guy, its just as well he exited stage left because as you said you're a bad girl and when something else comes along you'd just stiff him.<BR>
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Maybe he just saw you for what you really are..... a coward.<BR>
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If nothing else and least he didn;t use you the way seem to so flippantly use others.<BR>
What you're experiencing is called Karma. Lifes a bitch when you're a bitch aey?</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/82823</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>bigrickstallion on Bad Timing and a Bad Idea</title></item><item><author>Julia</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12454</comments><description><![CDATA[Was just wondering who it was who actually wrote this post? I am one of the directors and am merely curious. A v kind review, thank you]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12454</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12454</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Julia on CLSG The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie</title></item><item><author>russellmz2</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> my favorite book. i have this old ripped and torn copy from high school that my school was about to throw out. goes with me whenever i move.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>russellmz2 on Watership Down, by Richard Adams</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</comments><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">The book I read must have been missing all of the good chapters. I can remember disliking this&nbsp;book in high school. Of course, I'm not an expert&nbsp;on book rating. I'm sure it was an excellent book to read. Maybe it was the whole, "rabbit" theme that did it in for me -- could have been the teacher (who I hated), for making the class drag on.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Dark-Star on Watership Down, by Richard Adams</title></item><item><author>KellyW0498</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> O.K. I just requested this book from my library. I can't wait to read it now. </font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>KellyW0498 on Watership Down, by Richard Adams</title></item><item><author>Draginol</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</comments><description><![CDATA[This is probably my single most favorite book of all time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Draginol on Watership Down, by Richard Adams</title></item><item><author>Sir Peter Maxwell</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> The french call it Jolie Laide. </font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Sir Peter Maxwell on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item><item><author>dharmagrl</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> I first read that book in 1979, when I was 10. <BR>
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I think you may have inspired me to read it again..</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12455</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>dharmagrl on Watership Down, by Richard Adams</title></item><item><author>Locamama</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> Oh and Tom Skerritt.  I have always liked him though I don't think he is really handsome.  Now the question are there U-S women?  Do men see a woman who is not a traditional beauty and can see something attractive in her in spite of that?  </font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Locamama on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item><item><author>Locamama</author><comments>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</comments><description><![CDATA[<Font Face="Arial" Size="2" Color="000000"> I have to add to the list Patrick Stewart (Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek the Next Generation) and Iaon Gruffud (Horation Hornblower on A&E and now on Century City) to this list but I want a better term because ugly just seems mean - just not traditionally handsome but still very attractive.</font>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</guid><link>http://rumourandmyth.joeuser.com/article/12461</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:57 -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2008-07-24T10:39:57</pubDateParsed><title>Locamama on The Question of Ugly-Sexy</title></item></channel></rss>